After I Stop the Murdering

Toni Lepeska
6 min readJan 14, 2021

Making the world a better place, one body at a time

I murdered too many people to count.

It started before the pandemic, but the body count grew enormously after the spring shutdowns. And the political season fueled even more of my devilish deeds. No one suspected.

I am a virtuous woman, at least that’s what my husband says. I’ve never been arrested. I don’t owe anyone money. I’m not a drama queen. I don’t respond in kind when a motorist gives me the finger. I love puppies and baby elephants and even frogs. I try to work things out…

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